Tag: sex toys

clothespins

Way back when we were writing a post about pervertables, Daddy and i took a shopping trip. We jokingly decided we would see just how many things we could pervert, and i flippantly tossed a packet of clothespins into the basket. Fast forward to…

Colt Xtreme Turbo Bullet Review

Hello! Today I am sharing a review for the Colt Xtreme Turbo Bullet vibrator. The Colt Bullet Vibrator is a product made by CalExotics. We purchased it from Amazon. It is a 2 speed vibe, commonly marketed for men, but we gambled on it…

Spreader Bar

As part of DIY week I’d like to share my $12 spreader bar. For those unfamiliar with spreader bars, they are a tool designed to prevent a person from being able to close their legs. They are a form of restraints, and can restrain…

Wicked Cleene

Hello! Today i am sharing a review for Wicked brand’s toy cleaner, named Cleene! This is a product that i keep in my treasure chest at all times, and i love it. You can find it on Amazon for $8.99. Cleene is vegan, cruelty…

Thunderstick Review

Daddy bought a wand. And not just any wand, but one that basically made me shake in anticipation, and then shake again with aftershocks after He used it on me. The Thunderstick is a wand made by Master Series, that we purchased from Amazon…

Satisfying Emotional Needs in D/s

Hello! The following post contains discussion points from the chat hosted at The Safeword/s Club. Join us for our next chat, on Monday, July 16, at 9:30 pm EDT to discuss pervertables! These notes are the opinions of Lars and slars of Married and…

Toy Storage & Organization

Our first post! Eeeeeee! So Daddy and i have had to get creative lately- i had a medical procedure done that prevents us from having sex right now. And we have soooo much sexual energy and tension going on, so we have channeled it…